Web Design Tips

• Use the most obnoxious color scheme you can think of. Bright yellow text on a light blue background works very well.
• Rather than using HTML, make your entire website out of a giant 1.6MB, interactive Flash movie. This will ensure your visitors are using the latest web browser technology.
• Use as many big images on your page as possible. The more time your users have to spend downloading your pages, the more time they will spend on your site.
• Make your site hard to navigate. People love a challenge.
• Make your site only viewable in your favorite web browser to weed out the people that use different ones you don't like.
• Make text extremely small.
• Put all of your content on one page. Scrolling is fun.
• Be sure to include a hit counter on the bottom of your web pages so people can see how little your site is visited.
• Putting audio on a web site can add spice to it. Be sure to set yours up to automatically play when the page loads so everyone around your user knows that they are looking at your page.
• Use lots of animated images to draw attention away from the boring text.
• Impress your friends with your programming skills by putting a Java applet on every page on your site.
• Use lots of frames. The more, the better. Use frames within frames for added framing effects.
• MAKE ALL OF YOUR TEXT IN CAPITAL LETTERS. IT WILL HELP GET YOUR POINTS ACROSS.
• Use lots of blinking text to further get your point across.
• Use lots of blue, underlined text that doesn't link to anything. Playing "guess where the link is" is fun.
• Use many popup windows when a user leaves your page so you can remind them of all the wonderful things they might have missed.
• Use lots of unnecessary JavaScript to make sure your page will not work correctly in all browsers. Users love receiving tons of JavaScript error messages as well.
• Be sure to include lots of speling erors. It reely conveys your professionalizm.