Stuff I Hate

• Flat soda
• When the gravy mixes on the plate with other sauces
• Power outages
• High gas prices
• Running out of toilet paper
• Flat tires
• Slippery roads
• Having a flat tire on a slippery road
• Noisy people in a movie theater
• Ringing cell phones in a theater
• Barking dogs
• Sand in your food at the beach
• Moldy bread
• Moldy cheese
• Anything else that's moldy
• Cars with small trunks
• Anything that smells bad
• People who set "Sorry I'm not home right now. I'm walking into spider webs so leave a message and I'll call you back." as their answering machine greeting or "away message" on their instant messaging program.
• People who make " " symbols with their fingers
• Speaking in a language I don't understand.
• Racism.
• People who leave their favorite song on their answering machine greeting.
• People who drive 10 miles below the speed limit because it's "safe".
• Bad web design.
• The word "hunkydory"
• Indigestion
• Gas guzzling SUVs